And Finally a Religious Joke πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š….

I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, β€œBy the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, β€œBy the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, β€œInsha Allah, you will walk today!”

I snapped at him, β€œThere’s nothing wrong with me”

The Hindu sadhu came and said “Beta, you will walk on your legs today.”

I said “Babaji – nothing wrong with my legs”

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, β€œBy the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

I believe in all religions now……
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-Nevlim Zenabi